ORCV Melbourne to Vanuatu (M2V)
They may be blind, those mice aboard Samskara, but they are definitely on to us keeping a very close watch over them. Read on purchase cialis on line to see, although after all that wine, I am amazed anyone can see anything. no wonder they have their own Captain Araldite taking the helm (forever and look here cialis brand only ever and ever...)
"The eight blind mice aboard the good ship Samskara, have fumbled into accuracy and find themselves on the right side of Kenn Reef, approximately 500km East of Australia at 21 14.832S, 155 45.633E (which is the 'A' above). The sea is flat, the temperature of the air and sea is perfect, the sun is out and we are preparing a lunch consisting of the following;
"A most relaxed scene exists with Commander Stoopman in the Galley (We really wish he wouldn't insist on wearing the apron with the viagra prescription stockings and boobies on it) and The Stud is fixing stuff, because otherwise he resorts to propositioning us, which is getting a little tedious. The Cabin Boy is sitting on the second spreader, contemplating whether to jump or subject himself to viagra from mexico the next leg of generic propecia in canada our voyage. Linda is shaving her legs, Cammy Chameleon is taking in the serenity and cialis sales online Slaggers is doing the best Alby Mangels impersonation that we have seen - and yes, we've seen a few! Apart from your correspondent who is doing what he usually does, including visually abusing the crew by wearing a sarong, the only blind mouse that I haven't mentioned is the Wriggler. The aforementioned is official pharmacy canada prostrated in the port aft cabin, still exhausted after our taking of the Chesterfield Reef territory back from the French, the night before last. His exhaustion and inactivity has allowed us to bestow various badges of honour on him. An example of this, is that he is now the proud wearer of a heart shaped tuft of hair at the base of his spine where a far greater jungle used to exist."
"Other events of note include:
"NOTE. For anyone who is missing any of the accounts of our adventure so far, we have been led to believe that the ORCV have been publishing them verbatim on their website. The ORCV is to be congratulated for perpetuating this stupidity." Well thank you very much. We resemble that remark!
"FINALLY. The Ship's Cat, who is currently not on how strong is 5 mg of cialis board, but is supposedly working at the Sydney Boat Show (or possibly preening herself on the 77th floor of a very nice hotel in Sydney) has a very special birthday tomorrow. The entire crew wish her a happy and drunken birthday and she can be assured that we will be celebrating in the traditional fashion." And so do we, so do we...
Mike (our Author) is the one receiving a hug from the Ship's Cat, whose birthday it is on Saturday...
They may be on to us, but I think we're more onto them and I have asked for their copy of cheap viagra online uk the song, so we can post it with the one from the Brisbane to Gizo race in 2001.
By John Curnow